Despite what police say, Fentanyl is not going to end up in your kid's Halloween basket

You can absolutely set your watch — or your calendar, at least — to the annual scare stories about strangers giving drugs to your kids. Pumpkin patches and corn mazes always come with a side of fearmongering from the nation's police, warning that you should have the same fear of your neighbors that they do of the average Labrador Retriever. This year's model is related to fentanyl, of course.